Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

_{avengers outtakes.}

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So my sister finds a snail wall-crawling on the back door, and brings it inside. I feed it lettuce.

bluepac:

justlikenoel:

bluepac:

what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever

A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter

I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key 

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zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

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bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

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pizza:

poo-sex:

sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL

wise words from tumblr user poo-sex

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did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

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eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

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