trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
YOU DONT CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER OKAY THEY CHOOSE YOU LIKE U CANT HELP THAT YOU LIKE THAT ONE CERTAIN MEMBER JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE IT JUST HAPPENS AND U CAN’T DO SHIT ABOUT IT THIS IS BOTH FRUSTRATING AND SOMEWHAT NICE
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and
Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like